For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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