We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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