Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I want a musical about memes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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