I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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