No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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