He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
