help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
