addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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