Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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