I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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