Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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