I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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