I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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