she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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