its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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