i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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