after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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