you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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