Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Do vagina's smell?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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