OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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