i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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