I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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