butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
