im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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