He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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