I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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