Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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