Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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