Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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