I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
