so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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