Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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