I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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