Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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