Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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