Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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