its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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