Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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