So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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