another moral hangover. fuck.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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