You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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