At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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