Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
