yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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