i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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