I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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