I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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