yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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