I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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