Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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