And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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