you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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